The only reserve that runs in a wheel
HAMSTER

Everyone launched a reserve.
Hamster was born with two cheek pouches.

A busy little hamster. One wheel, fully stocked. Dividends paid in seeds.

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Contract address (CA)
BQQJ7ewFXEqLX7imS1RTaPwy8eRaFHeiGBeG2dDTpump Copy
Pencil portrait of Hamster, the Chairman, paws folded
ReserveFULLCheeks
Fig. 1 β€” The Chairman, at rest (rare).

The wheel, live.

Connecting…
Market cap
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Holders
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Hamsters in the wheel
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Price
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24h volume
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Live data from the Solana chain and DexScreener Β· refreshes every 30s

The Hamster Reserve Annual Reportp. 01
Β§1 β€” The Reserve

Science, mostly.

A hamster’s cheek pouches store food for the road β€” energy it can live on when the cage offers nothing. So while everyone else launched a reserve, Hamster checked his cheeks.

Cheek pouch gauge Β· bonding curve, live
EMPTYSNACKINGFULL
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Every buy stuffs the cheeks. At 100% the Chairman graduates.

A joke. $HAMSTER pays nothing and promises nothing.

Reserve StatementNo. 001

NameHamster Reserve
Symbol$HAMSTER
ChainSolana
Total supply1,000,000,000
Tax0%
Mint & freezeRevoked
Launchpump.fun β€” no presale
Market capβ€”
Holdersβ€”
ContractBQQJ7ewFXEqLX7imS1RTaPwy8eRaFHeiGBeG2dDTpump
Chairman’s verdict: HAMSTER.
The Hamster Reserve Annual Reportp. 01Β½
Β§1Β½ β€” The Chart

Watch the wheel spin.

The Holder Wheel

Every holder spins it faster.

Each new hamster in the wheel unlocks the next milestone. Bring a friend β€” cheeks are bigger together.

🌱
100Seedlings
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500Sunflower field
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1,000Wheel at full speed
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5,000The Reserve opens
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10,000Cage β†’ Moon
The Hamster Reserve Annual Reportp. 02
Β§2 β€” The Note

One seed. Under glass.

Hamster ReserveONE SEEDBacked by nothing
Hamster portrait on the specimen note
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SPECIMEN

Redeemable for one (1) slightly judgmental stare. Not legal tender. Not even in the cage.

The Hamster Reserve Annual Reportp. 03
Β§3 β€” The Chairman

A letter from the Chairman.

Office of the ChairmanHamster Reserve Β· Wheel No. 1

Hamster Reserve is a community memecoin on Solana. The Chairman is fictional. So is the reserve. There is no roadmap β€” just a hamster, a wheel, a community and two very full cheek pouches.

It launched on pump.fun with no presale. The bonding curve is open to the community. Liquidity follows the curve; mint authority is revoked.

Hamster Reserve is run by its community. There is no company, fund or bank behind it.

β€” Hamster
Chairman, Hamster Reserve 🐹

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The Chairman, a hamster in a pinstripe suit and monocle, sitting on a pile of seeds
Official portrait β€” the Chairman at his ledger.
The Hamster Reserve Annual Reportp. 04
Β§4 β€” How to buy

Three steps. One wheel.

  1. Get PhantomDownload the wallet at phantom.app.
  2. Fund it with SOLBuy or send SOL to your new wallet.
  3. Swap for $HAMSTEROn pump.fun or Jupiter β€” paste the contract address.
BQQJ7ewFXEqLX7imS1RTaPwy8eRaFHeiGBeG2dDTpump Copy
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